ingenious sophistries

reshiham: I give your performance a 10… on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:55:25 -0400

I give your performance a 10…

on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:54:52 -0400

"I’m not sure what I’ll do, but— well, I want to go places and see people. I want my mind to grow. I..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:54:26 -0400

“I’m not sure what I’ll do, but— well, I want to go places and see people. I want my mind to grow. I want to live where things happen on a big scale.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via stxxz)

"Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:53:49 -0400

“Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.”

- Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting (via deadpretty)

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:53:46 -0400

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

slowartday: Lucien Clergue

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:53:41 -0400

slowartday:

Lucien Clergue

bonerbae: boy moans are so nice

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:53:15 -0400

bonerbae:

boy moans are so nice

"Don’t worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:53:08 -0400

““Don’t worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away.””

- John Steinbeck (via heartbeatofatwentysomething)

floracoast: I took this in Soho, NYC

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:52:49 -0400

floracoast:

I took this in Soho, NYC

slydigged: sexual orientation: not u

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:52:38 -0400

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

stripforharry: soolooxcoopter: obesealpaca: When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:52:32 -0400

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

lunuh: Fucking gorgeous

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:52:24 -0400

lunuh:

Fucking gorgeous

juspeczyks: Remember limewire Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:52:01 -0400

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry,..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:51:25 -0400

“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”

- Oscar Wilde (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:49:34 -0400

the cinnamon peeler's wife: An Ode to the Ice Cube You Slipped Into My Mouth by Shinji Moon The...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:47:33 -0400

the cinnamon peeler's wife: An Ode to the Ice Cube You Slipped Into My Mouth by Shinji Moon The...:

commovente:

An Ode to the Ice Cube You Slipped Into My Mouth
by Shinji Moon

The fireflies are hiding bombs beneath their wings
and everything we touch is breaking a sweat. Yes,
this May. Yes, to these Junes. The margarine spread thin
on your bagel. The way my fingertips always smell like
…

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:45:45 -0400

lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:44:46 -0400

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

babyferaligator: no mom you’re grounded

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:44:35 -0400

babyferaligator:

no mom you’re grounded

f-ashionfreaks: ♡

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:44:18 -0400

f-ashionfreaks:

♡